...why some women decide to skip the whole breastfeeding thing. The feeling of two glowing coals constantly smoldering at the "suckle site" really does go away...eventually...
...that I can't use scissors with my left hand. Maybe I need to sharpen them.
...nonstop screaming in your ear doesn't make you deaf.
...playing dress-up with a wiggly octopus 4 times a day would be easier than dressing an infant.
...not every baby loves bath time.
...they don't sell normal clothes to fit the bosoms of nursing women without looking like a football player.
...how to entertain the man behind the security cameras by weaving and bouncing through the aisles in stores like a mad woman lest my baby start screaming again.
...smiles, coos and goos are SO PRECIOUS!
...breastfed babies projectile poo. In a yellow stream. With great force. And it's impossible to get out of the way (if you're in the way).
...there used to be 24 hours to accomplish everything in a day. There are now approximately 1.8.
...queef is no longer a meaningless word.
...queef is no longer a meaningless word.
...one baby is enough to make the pre-pregnancy state of your body akin to a VS model in hindsight.
...going for three days without a shower isn't as terrible as I once thought (but what is that smell?)
...baby fingernails grow like weeds.
...right when it seems like a somewhat predictable pattern has been established, it's time for a growth spurt (ie: cluster feeding).
...even with all the screaming, pooping, breast feeding, loving, disconcerting moments, puking, spit up, lack of sleep, and inability to accomplish what I once was, I wouldn't give up the past 7 weeks for anything. Thank you, Lord for the little joys of mommy-ing!
